miércoles, 20 de julio de 2005

Who's Hu ??

Esto lo envio Julian y venia de Panama.
 
Who is Hu?
> >>>
> >>> Hu is the new leader of China
> >>>
> >>> Hu
> >>>
> >>> George Bush: Condoleeza! Nice to see you. What's happening?
> >>> Condoleeza Rice: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of
> >> China.
> >>> George: Great. Lay it on me.
> >>> Condoleeza: Hu is the new leader of China.
> >>> George: That's what I want to know.
> >>> Condoleeza: That's what I'm telling you.
> >>> George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
> >>> Condoleeza: Yes.
> >>> George: I mean the fellow's name.
> >>> Condoleeza: Hu.
> >>> George: The guy in China.
> >>> Condoleeza: Hu.
> >>> George: The new leader of China.
> >>> Condoleeza: Hu.
> >>> George: The Chinaman!
> >>> Condoleeza: Hu is leading China.
> >>> George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
> >>> Condoleeza: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
> >>> George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
> >>> Condoleeza: That's the man's name.
> >>> George: That's who's name?
> >>> Condoleeza: Yes.
> >>> George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
> >> China?
> >>> Condoleeza: Yes, sir.
> >>> George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the
> >>> Middle
> >> East.
> >>> Condoleeza: That's correct.
> >>> George: Then who is in China?
> >>> Condoleeza: Yes, sir.
> >>> George: Yassir is in China?
> >>> Condoleeza: No, sir.
> >>> George: Then who is?
> >>> Condoleeza: Yes, sir.
> >>> George: Yassir?
> >>> Condoleeza: No, sir.
> >>> George: Look, condoleeza. I need to know the name of the new leader of
> >> China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
> >>> Condoleeza: Kofi?
> >>> George: No, thanks.
> >>> Condoleeza: You want Kofi?
> >>> George: No.
> >>> Condoleeza: You don't want Kofi.
> >>> George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
> >>> And
> >> then get me the U.N.
> >>> Condoleeza: Yes, sir.
> >>> George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
> >>> Condoleeza: Kofi?
> >>> George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
> >>> Condoleeza: And call who?
> >>> George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
> >>> Condoleeza: Hu is the guy in China.
> >>> George: Will you stay out of China?!
> >>> Condoleeza: Yes, sir.
> >>> George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the
U.N.
> >>> Condoleeza: Kofi.
> >>> George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
> >>> 쨌 n.n.

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